Cut to the Chase
Cut the Fluff. Keep What's Real.
We design and manufacture emotionally honest lifestyle products for retailers who want to stock something that actually means something.
Our Pillars
The Self-Promises of a "Guillotine"
01
Know Yourself
Have the responsibility to be yourself unapologetically.
02
Be Bold
Dare to dream and have clear personal goals.
03
Go For It
Have a cut to the chase approach to goals where you win fast and lose fast.
04
Pay it Forward
Do and/or give what you can. Aim for increasing your positive impact in the world.
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From the Blog
Stories & Guides
December 4, 2022
Part 5/5: Review to Nurture or Exit
After you’ve made your selection, Guillotine Dating turns into a Guillotine Relationship and it is time for...
December 4, 2022
Part 4/5: Win Fast Lose Fast Dating
By now, you’ve already established who you are, what you want, and the questions you want to ask. You’re now...
December 4, 2022
Part 2/5: Expanding your dating pool
After you define your purpose, the next crucial step is to give yourself the best possible chance of finding...
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We work with retailers, gift shops, gaming stores, and specialty boutiques. WBENC + NMSDC certified. Minimum order quantities that make sense. Fast lead times.
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