Our Story
We Make Stuff for People Who Are Done Pretending.
Who Is a “Guillotine”?
A “Guillotine” is a person who pursues what they want and removes obstacles as they arise (legally of course). A “Guillotine” is someone who is not afraid to live a win-fast, lose-fast lifestyle.
Being a “Guillotine” can be difficult at times. We have found that a healthy balance is the key to life — and cutting out the negative at first sight causes a happier existence.
“Guillotine Life promotes the lifestyle of going for what you want, winning fast, and losing fast.”
Are You a Guillotine?
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Do you remove negativity at the first sight?
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Do you go for what you want?
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Do you strive to maximize your time?
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Or do you aspire to do these things?
The Self-Promises of a “Guillotine”
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Know Yourself
Have the responsibility to be yourself unapologetically.
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Be Bold
Dare to dream and have clear personal goals.
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Go For It
Have a cut to the chase approach where you win fast and lose fast.
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Pay it Forward
Do and/or give what you can. Aim for increasing your positive impact.
The Guillotine Life Guarantees
Quality Design
Each product is designed in collaboration with a passionate end user to solve real problems.
Pay it Forward
Every year, we pledge to donate a percentage of our revenue to charities.
Verified & Certified
You Can Count On Us
WBENC
Women's Business Enterprise
NMSDC
Minority Supplier Certified
GL Guarantee
Quality by Design