Retailers & Buyers
Products Your Customers Actually Care About
Guillotine Life makes emotionally honest lifestyle products — weighted plush, card games, dice bags — for people who are done pretending. We're WBENC + NMSDC certified and work with retailers who want to stock something that actually means something.
Why Us
The Guillotine Life Difference
WBENC + NMSDC Certified
Both women- and minority-owned business certified — supports your DEI supplier mandates and ESG reporting.
Products With Purpose
Every product is designed in collaboration with passionate end users. We solve real problems — which means real repeat buyers for you.
Competitive MOQs
We understand specialty retail. Our minimum order quantities are designed for boutique buyers, not big-box volume.
Transparent Lead Times
We tell you upfront. No surprises, no hand-waving. We manage manufacturing and QC so you don't have to.
Pay It Forward Pledge
Every year we donate a percentage of revenue to charity. When you stock GL, you're part of that story.
Unique in the Market
Weighted dinosaur plush. Conversation card games. Custom dice bags. Products your customers won't find anywhere else.
What We Sell
Our Product Lines
For You
Self-help and lifestyle products — led by Spike, our signature weighted dinosaur plush designed for comfort and emotional support.
Browse For You →Social
Conversation starters and dating card games for people who want real connection. Inclusive, thoughtful, replayable.
Browse Social →Tabletop Gaming
Custom dice bags for Warhammer, AoS, and tabletop RPG players. Fully customizable, available in retail-ready packaging.
Browse Tabletop Gaming →Verified & Certified
You Can Count On Us
WBENC
Women's Business Enterprise
NMSDC
Minority Supplier Certified
GL Guarantee
Quality by Design
Cut to the chase.
Apply for a trade account or contact us to request samples.